Jarrod Saltalamacchia(notes) #39 consoles Daisuke Matsuzaka(notes) #18 of the Boston Red Sox after a six-run second inning against the Tampa Bay Rays at Fenway Park April 11, 2011 in Boston, Massachusetts.

Man that was UGLY last night. I was there so I can attest to it.

The enigma that is Daisuke Matsuzaka struck again last night for the Boston Red Sox in their 16-5 loss to the Tampa Bay Rays. Here you have a pitcher that’s shown flashes of brilliance over his 100 MLB starts while also stinking up the joint. Here’s a man who is so revered in Japan. Here’s a pitcher who has won two World Baseball Classic MVP’s after leading Japan to back-to-back titles.

Then you have the pitcher who served up meatballs last night. You really can’t argue with the fact that Dice-K attacked the strike zone last night. And when you attack the strike zone, you’re not supposed to put the pitches on a silver platter for the batters to hit.

The only hiccup for Dice-K in the first inning came when former Red Sox idiot Johnny Damon took the first pitch he saw and planted into the right field seats. But man was the second inning a totally different story.

The first seven batters reached base one way or another and by the time Matsuzaka actually recorded the first out of the inning, the Red Sox already found themselves chasing seven runs. In the third inning, he allowed a leadoff single to B.J. Upton and then walked Felipe Lopez. By that point, the Fenway Faithful and Terry Francona had seen enough.

Tim Wakefield came out of the bullpen to a standing ovation mainly because we’d all seen enough of Dice-K. And in his typical fashion, he waited until Wake got to the mound before exiting. And in a quick flash, the Fenway Faithful had gone from cheering Wake to booing Dice-K. Had he been smart, he would have left while the cheers for Wake were still going.

With the exception of Alfredo Aceves (2.2 innings, two strikeouts, no hits) it was a rough night for Red Sox pitching. Dice-K allowed seven runs on eight hits in two plus innings. Wake allowed five runs on seven hits in 3 1/3 innings. And Rhode Island native Dan Wheeler got roughed up by his former team to the tune of four runs on five hits.

Definitely a strange night offensively when David Ortiz and Adrian Gonzalez, the two slowest players on the Red Sox, hit triples. Carl Crawford finally got an extra base hit and Jacoby Ellsbury showed signs of life with a single and a solo home run.

It’s really hard to find any positives though from this game. Sure you can look at Crawford’s extra base hit or Ellsbury’s two hits, but when you’re chasing seven runs before even coming to the plate in the second inning, you just think to yourself, here we go again.

I said this on Facebook and Twitter. If this is what it feels like to be a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates, then this sucks.

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Sox let one get away [Boston Globe]

It was a full day for Fuld [Boston Globe]

Personally, Maddon’s not mad [Boston Globe]

Biographer looks back on working with Manny [Boston Globe]

Dice-K, Sox fail miserably [Boston Herald]

Joe Maddon spots a ‘problem’ with Carl Crawford [Boston Herald]

A wonder-Fuld debut [Boston Herald]

Situation’s quite Dice-y [Boston Herald]

Johnny Damon back in town, but without Ramirez [Boston Herald]

Nation Station: Numbers show no place like Fenway [CSNNE.com]

Maddon on Ramirez: ‘We were counting on him’ [CSNNE.com]

Matsuzaka hammered in short-lived start [CSNNE.com]

Notes: Red Sox pitchers continue to struggle [CSNNE.com]

Problems right at the start [CSNNE.com]

Damon: Ramirez retirement ‘shocked us all’ [ESPN Boston]

Damon gets mixed reception, then homers [ESPN Boston]

Ellsbury on extension: Who wouldn’t want one? [ESPN Boston]

Rapid reaction: Rays 16, Red Sox 5 [ESPN Boston]

Sox frustrated after blowout [ESPN Boston]

Scuffling Daisuke Matsuzaka testing patience of Boston Red Sox [ESPN Boston]

Closing Time: Rays pounce all over Daisuke Matsuzaka and the Red Sox [Full Count]

Joe Maddon: In perfect world, Carl Crawford’s best spot in lineup is No. 2 [Full Count]

Joe Maddon Counted on Manny Ramirez, Was ‘Shocked’ by Slugger’s Departure [NESN.com]

Josh Beckett’s Fastball Command, Velocity Is Key to Regaining Form as Top-of-Rotation Starter [NESN.com]

Clay Buchholz Relieved, Excited About New Contract Extension With Red Sox [NESN.com]

Who Is the Clubhouse Leader of the 2011 Red Sox? [NESN.com]

Daisuke Matsuzaka Invents New Way to Struggle, Sinks Red Sox in Blowout Loss to Rays [NESN.com]

Red Sox Mailbag: Terry Francona Burdened With Too Many Lineup Options, Struggling Stars [NESN.com]

David Ortiz Believes Designated Hitters Deserve Hall of Fame Consideration [NESN.com]

Matsuzaka shelled as Boston’s struggles continue [Providence Journal]

Homegrown Buchholz costs Sox less in the long run [Providence Journal]

Damon’s Boston debut as a Ray a big hit [Providence Journal]

Red Sox Journal: Francona confident in Young’s abilities [Providence Journal]

One hundred starts later, the Daisuke Matsuzaka mystery remains unsolved [Rob Bradford – WEEI.com]

For more slices of Red Sox goodness, head over to the Boston Globe, Boston Herald, CSNNEESPN Boston, NESN, Providence Journal, RedSox.com and WEEI websites.

And if you must check out the enemy news, head over the to St. Petersburg Times and Tampa Tribune websites.

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